One of Milwaukee’s best attributes is its uncanny ability to boost your ego. Go out for a night, feeling your schlumpiest, and you will be the hottest person at ‘da bars’. There are so many beer-gutted dudebros in Brewer’s tees that no matter what rag you are wearing you are bound to look like Jude Law in comparison. Or if you dress like me a gaydudebro that just got off work from TGIFriday’s.
