When you go to the beach (or, in the midwest, a strip of mud lining a lake), all you see are other human bodies lying like porpoises on glorified gravel. Ef the beach. Its dirty and messy, all that oil, sweat, water, sunscreen in your eyes, no food, or if there is food, its too warm/waterlogged to…
Next week we will have nothing but post-pubescent sleepovers and nasty sand flea infested beaches!
