The best memory I have of being student council president was when we brought a whole bunch of cupcakes to the local firefighters. The worst memory was when I had to tell that poor inmate that the pardon I had promised him wasn’t something I was at liberty to do and that he was back on death row.
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This is appropriate, seeing as...Student Government Self-Importance Masturbatiathon begins...
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